While napping today:

I was a cyborg, just waking up from hibernation (I was male). I rode a bike down a sidewalk to this apartment complex. A middle aged woman cracked one of the doors open and said quickly, "come in". So I did. I had no where else to go. Inside were a bunch of ditzy girls that irritated me. The older woman was their madam. I was always on the verge of lazer beaming them to death!

Last night:

I was in a zen circle with 30 people. I kept peeking to look at them all. The woman running this gathering was red haired, really tan, bubble gum pink lips, an a black and yellow spandex outfit.

We were all given a hallucinogen and told that we would have to midevil combat eachother. It was very scary! We all were given huge sabers and were swinging widley. Then we were told to swim out to and island in freezing cold trechourous water. Then we had to run through a feild of giant puppets that could karate chop heads off, but they were smiling as the killed.