Saturday, May 15, 2010

I was on a very high, very dangerous waterslide with no sides. It funneled me down into this circular pod room with 5 seats with seat belts. I belted myself in then pressed a button and the pod starts flying up towards the sky and the walls of the pod stay on the ground, so I am once again high in the air and get dropped back off at the top of the waterslide. I repeat this about six times, and every time is more terrifying than the last. I have a feeling that this will be the end of me. I am going to go too far. Then I get to the bottom of the side and waiting there is an attractive young lady with a microphone. She starts announcing a time schedule and different attractions. I start walking with the flow of a big crowd. I end up in this strange warehouse full of fruit boxes. There are tons of girls in lederhosen miniskirts…weird. They all have blue eyes and large noses. Jacquie is now next to me and some director tells her to get in the back and put on her costume now! So she does, and I wonder if they will make me put on this uniform…. then this girl in the lederhosen walks up to me and studies me from toe to head. When she meets my eyes she sort of snickers to herself and says smugly “your nose is too small, you won’t work at all.” I am so mad and sad..."Damn you Jacquie! Damn you and your nose!!!"

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