I am drinking coffee at a small cafe. I look over at the other tables and spot the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life! Long black hair, beautiful full lips, heavily lashed lids on her huge eyes. I have to go talk to her! I mosey on over and ask her if she has ever been to this place because I've never seen her. She smiles and has no clue what I'm saying. "De donde eres?" I ask. "Colombia" She answers. She smells like sugar and limes. She smiles politely and gets up to leave. I stare at her as she walks out of the cafe

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I am making coffee cake in an unfamiliar kitchen. I know the family who lives here will be back soon. I finish mixing and baking...the cake is beautiful! I wrap it up and put it in the fridge. I step out of the kitchen and sit on a couch to look out the window. It is grey and there are tons of pebbles on the ground. I hear a crash and run into the kitchen. A teenage boy stands over a broken plate with my cake in pieces on the ground. "This disgusting cake fell out of the fridge!

With tears streaming down my cheeks, I fall to my knees and shove the crumbled pieces in my mouth.

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The world resembles a giant Costco. There is no sky, but a piped metal ceiling probably 200ft high. The ground is linoleum. People are running in panic. I hear booming footsteps approaching. I press myself against a shelf and try to be as quiet as possible, hold my breath. A giant monster creature runs around the corner. It is 20ft tall, hairy, huge razor teeth, dripping muzzle, pointy ears. An old man also pressed against the shelf falls down. He has a gash across his body and cannot hold himself up any more. This caught the attention of the monster and it runs over to the man and devours him. I run past the massacre hoping to not grab the attention of the monster but it hears me and runs after me with the old man flailing from his mouth. I run around a corner to lose him and it works. There are other people hiding here. A giant harpy swoops from the sky and snatches up a guy. This land is full of danger! I run around another corner and I feel vibrations under my feet. A serpent monster breaks through the ground right in front of me ready to strike. I am going to die.

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I am at the church I went to growing up. I have a large box of computer stuff. I start installing a computer in the hallway, then extension it to another computer then to another. I staple the cords down against the wall so no one will trip.

Phew...now I can go watch movies when I am bored out of my mind.

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I am searching for my Colombian beauty. I walk into a bar where there are some real scary folk. I lean against a pool table with a glass of water in my hand. I see a stage in the corner and think...why not. I hop on stage and decide to try out some stand up comedy. The mic is pushed down real low to the ground and I squat down next to it. I say "I don't know how I can follow a midgets act...little people are so funny"

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Jacquie is about 10 and LOVES castles. There is a castle exhibit that is going on in the city at 12am. She begs and begs to go. My mom and I decided to take her. We get to the castle and there is a crazy long line. I go up to the front and ask how long the wait will be. He says it will take 2hrs to get to the front. Jacquie NEEDS to see this castle, so I tell my mom that I will wait with her and she can go home. We wait in line and when we get to the front I get really confused about what line I am suppose to be in. There are ropes blocking off sections and different ticket takers. I climb over a rope and hop on a conveyer belt going way too fast. It flings me into a wall. Everyone sees and a roar of laughter erupts in the crowd. I am sooo embarrassed.

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I am driving in a car with my Colombian beauty. We are being chased by this jealous lunatic.

He runs us into a parking garage and has us cornered. I try to lock all the doors so he can’t get in. He comes around to the driver’s window, which I have forgotten to roll up. He reaches in and drags me out of the window. I scream for help but people just cowardly drive by. He has a huge metal pipe and he is going to beat me to death