I am in Pollock Pines, having a lovely tea party in the rose garden. I am with childhood friends. We are chatting and having a good ol' time when all of a sudden, I hear a crack in the distance and then a bag of trash falls from the sky and lands next to me. I look in the direction of loud crack, towards the forest and I see flames licking up the side of a tall pine tree. “Oh shit,” I think. Then BAM! The whole forest is on fire. The trees fall like dominos and cause an enormous smoke cloud to billow over me. I try to run into the house but I can’t see anything and I keep tripping over little dead animal bodies. Skunks, raccoons, and squirrels. Little demon type creatures poke their heads out from various places. They giggle at me. I see a giant buck trying to find its way out. I am going to die.

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I am sitting in front of a movie theatre and talking with a few people. Alex’s friend who works there lets us in for free. As we are walking in, I see him being worded by his manager. His manager says, “What are the 9 rules again? If you can tell me our 9 rules you can stay.” He can’t remember and gets fired. I feel really bad.

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I am riding a bike. Squirrel falls from tree onto my handlebars. Squirrel puts his little paws on the front of my shirt to hold on. I stare at his little confused face as I ride him around on my bike...."I wanted a raccoooooon to be my friend, not yoooooooooou," I whine.

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I walk into a nice restaurant with childhood friends. And spot a high school friend that I had a falling out with sitting alone at a table.” I hope she didn’t see me. Why the F is she everywhere I go!?”