10/12/10

OK! Back again...lost it there for a while.

I walk into a university type of a place, lots of young adults, all there for some specific training. I have a feeling that something terrible is going to happen so I try and tell everyone to get out. Only a hand full of people believe me and follow me out of the facility. We are running into the red desert and get pretty far when we hear sirens go off in the school. Tanks and cars drive up to the place and men jump out and start dragging people away. People are in a frenzy and follow the orders of the strange military people. Some refuse to go and either get shot or beaten.

After things had calmed down, I talk to the people I’m with about our options. We decide to camp out there in the desert until we know we won’t be seen. Then the ground starts rumbling and then 4 enormous machines shoot up from the ground about1/2 a mile from us. The look a bit like windmills. They slowly turn toward the university and shoots out torpedoes. Everything gets blown up and we decide its time to get out of there so we start running towards the road. There are a couple of little vehicles that we jump into. They are sort of like golf carts without tops. This one girl is driving and she can’t drive for crap so I tell her to move over and I start driving the thing.

We all get to the edge of this forest and have to proceed on foot. Some people get so scared that they stay behind. So there are only like 5 of us. We are winding through this jungle-y forest and we get shot at. Lose a couple more. The others are slowing me down so I move ahead without them. I hear them getting caught. I keep climbing my way up this swirly tree trunk and I climb onto flat ground. I hear screams. I am in some sort of camp. I look through cracks in a fence and I see all of the young adults blindfolded with swords and they are hacking away at each other.

It is very early in the morning and I am packing for a trip. I am stuffing random clothes in my yellow Mexican bag. There are about 20 others in my group running around trying to get their shit together. I am just so tired and pretty much done packing so I decide to lay down upstairs for a bit. On each step of the stairs is a saw. Some are rusty and old, some are painted.

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I go get a smoothie. I don’t think this smoothie maker knows what he is doing…I hope he doesn’t make me a shitty smoothie. That would just ruin my day.

I was on a very high, very dangerous waterslide with no sides. It funneled me down into this circular pod room with 5 seats with seat belts. I belted myself in then pressed a button and the pod starts flying up towards the sky and the walls of the pod stay on the ground, so I am once again high in the air and get dropped back off at the top of the waterslide. I repeat this about six times, and every time is more terrifying than the last. I have a feeling that this will be the end of me. I am going to go too far. Then I get to the bottom of the side and waiting there is an attractive young lady with a microphone. She starts announcing a time schedule and different attractions. I start walking with the flow of a big crowd. I end up in this strange warehouse full of fruit boxes. There are tons of girls in lederhosen miniskirts…weird. They all have blue eyes and large noses. Jacquie is now next to me and some director tells her to get in the back and put on her costume now! So she does, and I wonder if they will make me put on this uniform…. then this girl in the lederhosen walks up to me and studies me from toe to head. When she meets my eyes she sort of snickers to herself and says smugly “your nose is too small, you won’t work at all.” I am so mad and sad..."Damn you Jacquie! Damn you and your nose!!!"

Some strange short dreams I had last night:

I am given the chore of smashing about 8 pineapples in a large sink with some masher tool to collect the juice but I forget to plug up the sink and as I smash everything slowly drains away and I am left with an empty sink. This Lady looks at me like I am a moron and gives me a tsk tsk head shake…I am so embarrassed

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I am sitting at a picnic bench and this enormous raccoon tries to mount me and humps my back and it has weird Velcro like paws and I am sort of freaking out and I yell to a few people around me to get the raccoon off my back and they just laugh

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I am a surgeonfish swimming in school of all different types of fish. A huge blue whale is feeding right behind all the fish get very frazzled and swim away, but I know it won’t eat me.

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I am on a ship and there are cupboards full of crazy intricate treats like marzipan covered in 4 types of chocolate then dipped in sprinkle balls and shaped like cones. I took bites of everything

This is reality:

I woke up, ate my raisin bran, got back in bed and started thinking…we should have gyms where the people on the machines make the electricity! Then I thought even better would be every household would have bike/treadmill/elliptical etc that powered their own house and then that would solve obesity and energy waste. I thought I was so smart and I told Alex and he shot down my idea, so I looked it up and I guess somebody already had that idea because there are a few gyms that are trying to do that already…THEN! I remembered this dream I had last night:

I am pacing back and forth in a gym. There are tons of people treadmilling away. It is cloudy, grey and cold outside. Suddenly all the power goes out and all the running people give exasperated sighs. Some people start counting to themselves. Then there is a crack of lightning, the power starts up and everyone is running again.

Weird huh!

Ok, here are the others last night:

I walk into a large room and there is a whale on its back in this shallow tank/like a kiddy pool. I walk up to the whale and want to touch it but im scared. This lady comes up to me and starts telling me all the facts about this particular whale. This whale is very rare and special because it has feathers. Sort of like penguin feathers on the outside. But this whale was split down the belly exposing its inside and there was much more soft and beautiful plumage in there. I ran my hand along its coral feathered ribs and down along its raven black spine feathers. I wanted to curl up inside that whales belly and take a nap. I had to move along though. When I was walking away, the whale flopped over and bounced itself into a large tank right next to it to swim.

(Lots of whale dreams lately!)

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I am in a schools welding shop sitting at a desk. The teacher passes out a packet to everyone. I look down and see that it is a very advanced math test…well shit; I am going to fail this one. I attempt the first problem…I remember the numbers 14, 144, 104 and -4

The answer I produce is 100

OK! I got the first one…it might be right

Then the teacher reminds us that we can use our practice packet we had for homework weeks ago. Oh no…how will I find this packet. I can’t ever keep my papers strait! I start digging through binders and eureka! The practice packet! It is a replica of the test and I copied this homework from a smart kid so I think I will ace it. I get to a problem in the packet that isn’t finished so I read it over and over to try and make sense of it. I remember the numbers 9 9 9. I ask the teacher if she could explain the problem to me in a different way and she reads it and realizes that she had made an error so she tells the class to skip that problem

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Here are some snippets of dreams from a few nights ago that I was too lazy to write down:

-I was a chimp that lived in a mall and I loved sponge curlers

-I had a baby girl

-Beautiful women carried around huge guns in cases, they would set their guns up and shoot random people, pack up, then move along

-I walked from Ireland to Colorado on some sort of long journey pub-crawl

-I create something that will save the world or destroy the world and I call it the tri-cube

-I was walking through the woods and someone snuck up on me and slit my throat, I was losing blood fast but I might survive if I get help. I run home and find my sister Juliet. I tell her to call 911 and she just sits there. I can barely talk and I feel myself slipping. I get so angry that she isn’t helping me and I grab the phone to call 911 and it connects to my mom’s answering machine. I am so confused and I look at Juliet questions in my eyes, then I realize that its all a set up and Juliet was the one that slit my throat. With all my might I fumble outside and there is a sheriff there and I point to my throat and collapse in his arms.

I am on a very long hike with my family. We are in Arizona and we are trying to get to the top of a volcano. It is scorching hot as we climb this switch back. When we get to the top we have to climb over all these barbed wire fences because this is a no no zone. When we get to the heart of this volcano there are the most beautiful hot springs. the main one looks like a smaller version of the eye of God hot spring in yellowstone. My sister jessica runs past one an touches it with a bit of her foot and gets burnt. They are boiling hot. I feel the earth rumble a bit and I know the volcano is going to blow. I yell for everyone to get out and we all start running back down the trail, but i know it will be too late. There is no way we will survive.

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I am in a HUGE empty hull of a boat. It's like an empty skeleton of a boat. It is old and wooden. It is almost pitch black and I am laying on the floor. I have to wait here all night but I know that they are sending this boat across the ocean in the morning. These boats dont need a captain or crew, they just sail themselves to wherever they are supposed to go. I am hiding in here trying to escape something where I was. It seemed like forever I sit in this dark hull and I am getting nervous.

I hear the boat start to creak and I feel it start to move. Just to be sure I stay down below for days until I feel like it is safe to go outside. When I do get out I am now in some exotic land. It is hot and muggy and everything has a dusty sage look. I sail through a small channel for another couple days. Going around a corner I spot a ship that had wrecked and the last of it was sinking. When I start to sail over it, i see my friend mary sinking under the water with her hands reaching up to me. I jump in a save her. Now we are on the boat together and we are emotions are at an ultimate height. We are alive? Together?! How did this happen?

So we continue on our journey together into the unknown. Then We finally arrive at a small camp.

lots of dreams happening but have been very busy...so here we go

I walk into my bathroom and sit down to pee. Everything in the bathroom looked rotten. The toilet paper was soggy and covered in mold, as was the rug. Then I notice that in all the corners and in every crevice are dead yellow jackets. I get a bit panicky and want to get out. When I get out of the bathroom there is a knock on the door. I am naked so I say, "Just a sec" and I dig through piles of clothes but i don't want to put any on. So I grab a sarong and start tying it around my body but it is too small and I am too big. I go to answer it and there is my friend Lance and a girl I went to college with...she was a freshman when I was a senior. I keep fussing with my wrap while she talks. She tells me that she is dropping out of school and she doesn't know what she is going to do. I calm her down and tell her it will all be ok and get figured out. She helps me tie the fabric around my neck. My left breast is exposed but i don't really care.

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I am in a cave

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I am on a beach with thousands of other people. It is almost night, everything has a weird golden/smoggy hue. There is something dangerous in the water. Everybody is waiting.